1) BRAIN TUMOR:

>>>>Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
>>>>Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
>>>>Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
>>>>Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
>>>>Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
>>>>Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
>>>>Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
>>>>Mr. Bean: 9
>>>>Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
>>>>Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6

3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
>>>>Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
>>>>Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
>>>>Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:
>>>>Friend: What are you looking at?
>>>>Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
>>Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
>>>>Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

5) Marriage:
>>>>Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
>>>>Mr. Bean: 16
>>>>Friend: Why?
>>>>Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.

6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:
>>>>Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
>>>>Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.
>>>>Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
>>>>Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
>>>>Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.>
>>>Friend: condolence, my friend.
>>>>(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
>>>>Friend: what now?
>>>>Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:
>>>>Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
>>>>Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.

9) Spelling lesson:
Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?
>>>>Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!