A person visited the government matchmaker for marriage, SDU, and requested "I am looking for a spouse. Please help me to find a suitable one." The SDU officer said, "Your requirements, please." "Oh, good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good in singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the wholeday at home during my leisure hour, if I don't go out. Telling me interesting stories when I need companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest." The officer listened
carefully and replied, "I understand you need television."
There is a saying that a perfect match can only be found
between a blind wife and a deaf husband ,because the blind
wife cannot see the faults of the husband and the deaf
husband cannot hear the! nagging of the wife. Many couples
are blind and deaf at the courting stage and dream of
perpetual perfect relationship.
Unfortunately, when the
excitement of love wears off, they wake up and discover
that marriage is not a bed of roses. The nightmare begins.
*grin* Happy 19th Bday Hui shan!!